Actually, its chocolatey-ness is exactly where I expected it to be since itвЂ™s a health conscious Cheerios product. Pour yourself a bowl of Chocolate Cheerios to celebrate, or if your parents are having make up sex, to feed yourself because theyвЂ™ll be awhile.Д¬hocolate Cheerios isnвЂ™t quite as sweet as chocolate-flavored childrenвЂ™s cereals, but it does have a decent level of chocolate flavor, thanks to the fact that itвЂ™s made with real cocoa. Once youвЂ™ve covered the entire string with Chocolate Cheerios, tie the two ends together and youвЂ™re done. Alternate the different colors and sheвЂ™ll know you put some thought into it. Lay the string on a table and start adding Cheerios to it. Try to clean the table before you start, but if you canвЂ™t, donвЂ™t worry about it since you wonвЂ™t be eating the cereal anyway. If your mommy and daddy are having make up sex after he gave her a necklace, use the Chocolate Cheerios box to measure the length since itвЂ™s about one foot high. If you donвЂ™t know how long two feet is, ask your mommy or daddy to cut the piece of thread for you. In order to make the necklace, youвЂ™re going to need a bowl of Chocolate Cheerios and about two feet of thread. You canвЂ™t pull that shit off with regular bland Cheerios or the not as sweet Honey Nut Cheerios. Also, if you use the good stuff, you can use the line, вЂњI want to give something sweet to someone sweet.вЂќ I guarantee that line will get her to share her applesauce with you in the school cafeteria. Why Chocolate Cheerios and not the regular stuff or Honey Nut Cheerios? Well I think itвЂ™s one of the better tasting and sweeter Cheerios varieties and using the other stuff will make you look cheap. So IвЂ™m gonna teach all you young homies a cheap way to make your own necklace using the new Chocolate Cheerios. Now you canвЂ™t afford the necklaces your daddy buys your mommy because you donвЂ™t have an allowance, which probably happened because your daddy buys so many necklaces.

He purchases one for ValentineвЂ™s Day, their wedding anniversary and after they end up on either Maury and Cheaters.

You know they work because youвЂ™ve seen your daddy give your mommy necklaces all the time. IвЂ™ve got a third grade solution for you - necklaces. Pushing her to the ground or teasing her are first grade tactics and ainвЂ™t going to work. Are you a young homie trying to impress a young hottie?

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